It Does NOT Cure All Ills

I was searching for Torani syrups online when I found Autocrat Coffee Syrup on Amazon.com. Apparently, coffee milk made with this syrup is the official drink of Rhode Island. The syrup is sold by Amazon in gallon containers. 

Anyway, I believe in the power of consumer reviews, so I took a look to see what others had said about the product. There are three reviews for the product including one negative review. This one made me giggle.

Autocrat Coffee Syrup

1 of 16 people found the following review helpful:

 Do NOT buy this product
I chugged a whole gallon of this stuff a couple of weeks ago and it did absolutely NOTHING for my cough. All it did was keep me awake for 3 days. Forget that.